A Little Little Brown Mug With A Wooden Handle From Kansas

Here's a... uh... a real beauty! A Little Little Brown Mug With A Wooden Handle From Kansas! Yup, it's tiny! How adorable. Look at... wow, man.What can we learn from this Little Little Brown Mug With A Wooden Handle From Kansas? Well, we know "sunflower" and "wheat", for starters. What can we extrapolate from this information? Well... hmmm. Breadbasket of the USA or something? Can that be it? I mean, like, all sorts of stuff can be learned, man. I mean, Have you ever REALLY LOOKED at one of these things, dude? I HAVE TWO OF THESE LITTLE LITTLE BROWN MUGS WITH WOODEN HANDLES FROM KANSAS. What was that? I seriously think I heard something, dude.

(edit: I'm sorry for the scattered nature of this post, I was on LSD when I wrote it!)

A Little Brown Mug With A Wooden Handle For Football Fans

Here's a real beauty! A Little Brown Mug With A Wooden Handle For Football Fans! Hit the linebacker! Go deep! Scrimmage! Do the underhook! Look out for the quarterback! Get the hold! Let's move the line of defense to the part! Under! Under! HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT! Go, Coach! Lead the weave! COME ON... YES! TOUCHDOWN! Heck yeah!

Also, I have two of these mugs, so you can imagine the fun I have!

A Little Brown Mug With Wooden Handle From Elitch's

Here's a real beauty! A Little Brown Mug With Wooden Handle from Elitch's in Denver, Colorado! Someday I should go to Colorado to see the endless fields of Little Brown Mugs With Wooden Handles. Such a high percentage of Little Brown Mugs With Wooden Handles seem to be from Colorado that it haunts my dreams. It must be some sort of Little Brown Mug Shangri-La, not a mile-high shithole filled with the worst people on Earth like this brochure says!