Here's a real... well, here's a real weird one. It's a little brown mug with a wooden handle, as well as some sort or protective wooden sleeve, from Texas. While I admire the accuracy of the illustrations on the wooden sleeve and the extensive information concerning Texas they impart, I'm not 100% on board with the sleeve itself. This mug keeps me up at night.
Thursday, May 24, 2012
Sunday, April 8, 2012
Here's a... uh... a real beauty! A Little Little Brown Mug With A Wooden Handle From Kansas! Yup, it's tiny! How adorable. Look at... wow, man.What can we learn from this Little Little Brown Mug With A Wooden Handle From Kansas? Well, we know "sunflower" and "wheat", for starters. What can we extrapolate from this information? Well... hmmm. Breadbasket of the USA or something? Can that be it? I mean, like, all sorts of stuff can be learned, man. I mean, Have you ever REALLY LOOKED at one of these things, dude? I HAVE TWO OF THESE LITTLE LITTLE BROWN MUGS WITH WOODEN HANDLES FROM KANSAS. What was that? I seriously think I heard something, dude.
(edit: I'm sorry for the scattered nature of this post, I was on LSD when I wrote it!)
Here's a real beauty! A Little Brown Mug With A Wooden Handle For Football Fans! Hit the linebacker! Go deep! Scrimmage! Do the underhook! Look out for the quarterback! Get the hold! Let's move the line of defense to the part! Under! Under! HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT! Go, Coach! Lead the weave! COME ON... YES! TOUCHDOWN! Heck yeah!
Also, I have two of these mugs, so you can imagine the fun I have!
Here's a real beauty! A Little Brown Mug With Wooden Handle from Elitch's in Denver, Colorado! Someday I should go to Colorado to see the endless fields of Little Brown Mugs With Wooden Handles. Such a high percentage of Little Brown Mugs With Wooden Handles seem to be from Colorado that it haunts my dreams. It must be some sort of Little Brown Mug Shangri-La, not a mile-high shithole filled with the worst people on Earth like this brochure says!
Thursday, March 22, 2012
Here's a real beauty! A Little Brown Mug With A Wooden Handle From Michigan! Keep this Little Brown Mug With A Wooden Handle by your side as you travel around Michigan and you'll never be lost! Refer to the vividly detailed map on the side of this sweetheart to navigate the state.
Here's a real beauty! A Little Brown Mug With A Wooden Handle That Says "Whistle For Your BEER"! Normally, I don't like being bossed around, but in this case I'll accept it because it's kind of a nice order. I like whistling jaunty tunes and drinking beer.
Here's a real beauty! A Little Brown Mug With A Wooden Handle That Says "THINK BIG"! I bet Steve Jobs would like this Little Brown Mug With A Wooden Handle because it bears Apple's slogan, "THINK BIG!" and because it is A Little Brown Mug With A Wooden Handle.