A Little Little Brown Mug With A Wooden Handle From Texas

Here's a real... well, here's a real weird one. It's a little brown mug with a wooden handle, as well as some sort or protective wooden sleeve, from Texas. While I admire the accuracy of the illustrations on the wooden sleeve and the extensive information concerning Texas they impart, I'm not 100% on board with the sleeve itself. This mug keeps me up at night.

A Little Little Brown Mug With A Wooden Handle From Kansas

Here's a... uh... a real beauty! A Little Little Brown Mug With A Wooden Handle From Kansas! Yup, it's tiny! How adorable. Look at... wow, man.What can we learn from this Little Little Brown Mug With A Wooden Handle From Kansas? Well, we know "sunflower" and "wheat", for starters. What can we extrapolate from this information? Well... hmmm. Breadbasket of the USA or something? Can that be it? I mean, like, all sorts of stuff can be learned, man. I mean, Have you ever REALLY LOOKED at one of these things, dude? I HAVE TWO OF THESE LITTLE LITTLE BROWN MUGS WITH WOODEN HANDLES FROM KANSAS. What was that? I seriously think I heard something, dude.

(edit: I'm sorry for the scattered nature of this post, I was on LSD when I wrote it!)

A Little Brown Mug With A Wooden Handle For Football Fans

Here's a real beauty! A Little Brown Mug With A Wooden Handle For Football Fans! Hit the linebacker! Go deep! Scrimmage! Do the underhook! Look out for the quarterback! Get the hold! Let's move the line of defense to the part! Under! Under! HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT! Go, Coach! Lead the weave! COME ON... YES! TOUCHDOWN! Heck yeah!

Also, I have two of these mugs, so you can imagine the fun I have!

A Little Brown Mug With Wooden Handle From Elitch's

Here's a real beauty! A Little Brown Mug With Wooden Handle from Elitch's in Denver, Colorado! Someday I should go to Colorado to see the endless fields of Little Brown Mugs With Wooden Handles. Such a high percentage of Little Brown Mugs With Wooden Handles seem to be from Colorado that it haunts my dreams. It must be some sort of Little Brown Mug Shangri-La, not a mile-high shithole filled with the worst people on Earth like this brochure says!

A Little Brown Mug With A Wooden Handle From Michigan

Here's a real beauty! A Little Brown Mug With A Wooden Handle From Michigan! Keep this Little Brown Mug With A Wooden Handle by your side as you travel around Michigan and you'll never be lost! Refer to the vividly detailed map on the side of this sweetheart to navigate the state.

A Little Brown Mug With A Wooden Handle That Says "Whistle For Your Beer"

Here's a real beauty! A Little Brown Mug With A Wooden Handle That Says "Whistle For Your BEER"! Normally, I don't like being bossed around, but in this case I'll accept it because it's kind of a nice order. I like whistling jaunty tunes and drinking beer.

A Little Brown Mug With A Wooden Handle That Inspires



Here's a real beauty! A Little Brown Mug With A Wooden Handle That Says "THINK BIG"! I bet Steve Jobs would like this Little Brown Mug With A Wooden Handle because it bears Apple's slogan, "THINK BIG!" and because it is A Little Brown Mug With A Wooden Handle.

A Little Brown Mug With A Wooden Handle With Canada Animals

Here's a real beauty! A Little Brown Mug With A Wooden Handle With Canada Animals on it! SHHH! What's that over there? OH, MY! It's a Canada Mother Bear and her Canada Cub! And look! In the foliage! It's a Majestic Canada Buck! Guess what? YOU'RE LOOKING AT YOUR COMPUTER! I know! It felt like you were in the Canada Woods looking at Canada Animals... that's how powerful this mug is: it took  you there, man.

A Little Brown Mug With A Wooden Handle From Washington D.C.

Here's a real beauty! A Little Brown Mug With A Wooden Handle From Washington D.C.! I'm not a very political person because they have yet to run A Little Brown Mug With A Wooden Handle for any major office in the U.S.A. (even though he (or she!) would probably do a better job than the fat-cats we have in there now!) This Little Brown Mug With A Wooden Handle has made me think twice, though. The politics and laws and senators and stuff practically leap off of this Little Brown Mug With A Wooden Handle. I think I'll see who's running for office and then vote for them!

A Little Bro...WHAT THE FUCK?



Here's a real... Hmmm. Well, well, well...I knew it would happen someday. I challenge myself to be open minded, to try new things and to be open to all of life's many possibilities. This might be pushing it, though. Here's A Little... BLUE Mug With A PLASTIC Handle from Niagra Falls, New York. What hath mankind wrought?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-XbUTWTpmg

A Little Brown Mug With A Wooden Handle From Myrtle Beach

Here's a real beauty! A LITTLE Little Brown Mug With A Wooden Handle from Myrtle Beach! Smell that salty air and listen to the roar of the waves without leaving your house! You get all the thrills and fun of Myrtle Beach without being stung by a jellyfish or having a redneck smash a bottle of Miller Lite over your head.

A Little Brown Mug With A Wooden Handle from Cleveland

Here's a real beauty! Little Brown Mug With A Wooden Handle from Cleveland! WOW! I've lived in the city of Cleveland for many, many years and even I learned something from this Little Brown Mug With A Wooden Handle! I can't wait to take in  some of the sights I've learned about from this Little Brown Mug With A Wooden Handle: to see the Seaway Port, to stroll across the High Level Bridge and catch a game at the Municipal Stadium!

 

( This Little Brown Mug With A Wooden Handle found it's way into the collection via Troy of Star Pop, who takes pride in being able to deliver on absurd "personal shopper" assignments like "Find me more Little Brown Mugs with Wooden Handles"... visit his store! http://starpopcleveland.com/ )

A Little Brown Mug With A Wooden Handle from Colorado

Here's a real beauty! A Little Brown Mug With A Wooden Handle from Colorado! From the photograph above,  you can tell that this is yet another wonderful Little Brown Mug With A Wooden Handle with beautiful artwork that's chocked full of information about it's place of origin. There's one thing you can't really see in the photograph above which becomes strikingly evident in the photograph below:

This Little Brown Mug With A Wooden Handle is fucking small.

A Little Brown Mug With A Wooden Handle from the New York World's Fair

Here's a real beauty! A Little Brown Mug With A Wooden Handle from the 1964-1965 New York World's Fair! The fair's symbol, the stainless-steel Unisphere, practically leaps off of this Little Brown Mug With A Wooden Handle! Show this to someone who was there and I bet they'd get a little misty, thinking back to those glorious times, because this mug really takes you there.

( This Little Brown Mug With A Wooden Handle found it's way into the collection via Troy of Star Pop, who takes pride in being able to deliver on absurd "personal shopper" assignments like "Find me more Little Brown Mugs with Wooden Handles"... visit his store! http://starpopcleveland.com/ )

Little Brown Mugs With Wooden Handles from Colorado

Here's a couple of real beauties! Little Brown Mugs With Wooden Handles from Colorado! I hear you. You're saying, "How come so many of these god-damn fucking things are from Colorado?!?" To which I say, "You really need to chill out. Some of the Little Brown Mugs With Wooden Handles profiled on this blog are in fact from Colorado, it's true, but I think these two Little Brown Mugs With Wooden Handles will surprise you. First of all, they came with pop-on tops. Pop a top on, and...

THEY BECOME LITTLE BROWN SALT AND PEPPER SHAKERS WITH WITH WOODEN HANDLES. Dual function. Not good enough for you, eh? Thry this on for size: These are actually LITTLE Little Brown Mugs With Wooden Handles."

Not so much to say now, huh?

(These Little Brown Mugs With Wooden Handles found their way into the collection thanks to the dilligence of Troy, owner of Star Pop: http://starpopcleveland.com/ )

A Giant Little Brown Mug With A Wooden Handle that says "BET YOU CAN'T"

Here's a real beauty! A Giant Little Brown Mug With A Wooden Handle that makes you think.  Is this Giant Little Brown Mug With A Wooden Handle calling us out? Is it saying: "I know you. I can read you like a book. You sir, are a loser. You think you can? Ha. Ha. Ha. I am wagering that, in fact, you can't. I've been watching you. I get it. My money is safe, this bet is a sure thing. You can't now, and you probably never will..."  ...Or, is this Giant Little Brown Mug With A Wooden Handle trying to use reverse psychology on us? By betting against us, is this Giant Little Brown Mug With A Wooden Handle asking us to look deep inside ourselves, to maybe tap into unknown reserves of heart and will and overcome all of the obstacles that come our way? Maybe, but I think it's betting against us!

Also, here is this Giant Little Brown Mug With A Wooden Handle pictured next to a Baseline Little Brown Mug With A Wooden Handle:



A Little Brown Mug With A Wooden Handle from Georgia

Here's a real beauty! A Little Brown Mug With A Wooden Handle from Georgia! This is the kind of Little Brown Mug With A Wooden Handle you want to have on hand if you have an oral report on Georgia due tomorrow and you haven't done a lick of work on it. Just take this Little Brown Mug With A Wooden Handle up to the front of the class with you and wing it! When you're done with your report, your teacher will probably say something like "I'm cancelling summer school!" or "PIZZA PARTY!", all thanks to A Little Brown Mug With A Wooden Handle.

A Little Brown Mug With A Wooden Handle from Busch Gardens

Here's a real beauty! A Little Brown Mug With A Wooden Handle from Busch Gardens! This is the kind of Little Brown Mug With A Wooden Handle that you'll pick up and say to yourself, "Hmmm. don't get me wrong, I LOVE THIS, but just 'Busch Gardens' and a Toucan? Well, not every Little Brown Mug With A Wooden Handle can knock it out of the park, I suppose." Then you spend a few more hours staring at it, and then you turn it over...

 

"TRAINED BIRD SHOW"! Home-run!



A Little Brown Mug With A Wooden Handle with a funny saying on it

Here's a real beauty! A Little Brown Mug With A Wooden Handle with a funny saying on it! I like how this Little Brown Mug With A Wooden Handle can be funny and a little racy without being totally explicit or "rated X". Who says A Little Brown Mug With A Wooden Handle always has to promote an attraction or a state? A Little Brown Mug With A Wooden Handle can promote much deeper concepts, and this Little Brown Mug With A Wooden Handle proves it.

A Little Brown Mug With A Wooden Handle from Colorado

Here's a real beauty! A Little Brown Mug With A Wooden Handle from Colorado. Sure, this ol' Little Brown Mug With A Wooden Handle has seen better days: it's a little worn and a little old. This Little Brown Mug With A Wooden Handle reminds us that although our youth and good looks may fade with the passing years, that old spark never leaves. This is A Little Brown Mug With A Wooden Handle that'll make you think.