A Little Little Brown Mug With A Wooden Handle From Texas

Here's a real... well, here's a real weird one. It's a little brown mug with a wooden handle, as well as some sort or protective wooden sleeve, from Texas. While I admire the accuracy of the illustrations on the wooden sleeve and the extensive information concerning Texas they impart, I'm not 100% on board with the sleeve itself. This mug keeps me up at night.

A Little Little Brown Mug With A Wooden Handle From Kansas

Here's a... uh... a real beauty! A Little Little Brown Mug With A Wooden Handle From Kansas! Yup, it's tiny! How adorable. Look at... wow, man.What can we learn from this Little Little Brown Mug With A Wooden Handle From Kansas? Well, we know "sunflower" and "wheat", for starters. What can we extrapolate from this information? Well... hmmm. Breadbasket of the USA or something? Can that be it? I mean, like, all sorts of stuff can be learned, man. I mean, Have you ever REALLY LOOKED at one of these things, dude? I HAVE TWO OF THESE LITTLE LITTLE BROWN MUGS WITH WOODEN HANDLES FROM KANSAS. What was that? I seriously think I heard something, dude.

(edit: I'm sorry for the scattered nature of this post, I was on LSD when I wrote it!)

A Little Brown Mug With A Wooden Handle For Football Fans

Here's a real beauty! A Little Brown Mug With A Wooden Handle For Football Fans! Hit the linebacker! Go deep! Scrimmage! Do the underhook! Look out for the quarterback! Get the hold! Let's move the line of defense to the part! Under! Under! HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT! Go, Coach! Lead the weave! COME ON... YES! TOUCHDOWN! Heck yeah!

Also, I have two of these mugs, so you can imagine the fun I have!

A Little Brown Mug With Wooden Handle From Elitch's

Here's a real beauty! A Little Brown Mug With Wooden Handle from Elitch's in Denver, Colorado! Someday I should go to Colorado to see the endless fields of Little Brown Mugs With Wooden Handles. Such a high percentage of Little Brown Mugs With Wooden Handles seem to be from Colorado that it haunts my dreams. It must be some sort of Little Brown Mug Shangri-La, not a mile-high shithole filled with the worst people on Earth like this brochure says!

A Little Brown Mug With A Wooden Handle From Michigan

Here's a real beauty! A Little Brown Mug With A Wooden Handle From Michigan! Keep this Little Brown Mug With A Wooden Handle by your side as you travel around Michigan and you'll never be lost! Refer to the vividly detailed map on the side of this sweetheart to navigate the state.

A Little Brown Mug With A Wooden Handle That Says "Whistle For Your Beer"

Here's a real beauty! A Little Brown Mug With A Wooden Handle That Says "Whistle For Your BEER"! Normally, I don't like being bossed around, but in this case I'll accept it because it's kind of a nice order. I like whistling jaunty tunes and drinking beer.

A Little Brown Mug With A Wooden Handle That Inspires



Here's a real beauty! A Little Brown Mug With A Wooden Handle That Says "THINK BIG"! I bet Steve Jobs would like this Little Brown Mug With A Wooden Handle because it bears Apple's slogan, "THINK BIG!" and because it is A Little Brown Mug With A Wooden Handle.

A Little Brown Mug With A Wooden Handle With Canada Animals

Here's a real beauty! A Little Brown Mug With A Wooden Handle With Canada Animals on it! SHHH! What's that over there? OH, MY! It's a Canada Mother Bear and her Canada Cub! And look! In the foliage! It's a Majestic Canada Buck! Guess what? YOU'RE LOOKING AT YOUR COMPUTER! I know! It felt like you were in the Canada Woods looking at Canada Animals... that's how powerful this mug is: it took  you there, man.

A Little Brown Mug With A Wooden Handle From Washington D.C.

Here's a real beauty! A Little Brown Mug With A Wooden Handle From Washington D.C.! I'm not a very political person because they have yet to run A Little Brown Mug With A Wooden Handle for any major office in the U.S.A. (even though he (or she!) would probably do a better job than the fat-cats we have in there now!) This Little Brown Mug With A Wooden Handle has made me think twice, though. The politics and laws and senators and stuff practically leap off of this Little Brown Mug With A Wooden Handle. I think I'll see who's running for office and then vote for them!

A Little Bro...WHAT THE FUCK?



Here's a real... Hmmm. Well, well, well...I knew it would happen someday. I challenge myself to be open minded, to try new things and to be open to all of life's many possibilities. This might be pushing it, though. Here's A Little... BLUE Mug With A PLASTIC Handle from Niagra Falls, New York. What hath mankind wrought?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-XbUTWTpmg

A Little Brown Mug With A Wooden Handle From Myrtle Beach

Here's a real beauty! A LITTLE Little Brown Mug With A Wooden Handle from Myrtle Beach! Smell that salty air and listen to the roar of the waves without leaving your house! You get all the thrills and fun of Myrtle Beach without being stung by a jellyfish or having a redneck smash a bottle of Miller Lite over your head.